BROKEN WATER - JOINT D≠ - BLOSSOMS - GHOST TREEST - BELL-POWER

THE WORLD-FAMOUS MILESTONE CLUB
TUES MAY 14

DISTORT CLT

Part I in my series “Cal Morris’s Rejected Layouts”, the Human League

PICK YOUR QUEEN

a VOICE OF PIZZA presentation:

MERCHANDISE (now featuring one of my favourite Earth inhabitants, ex-Pollution/Shoxx, now relevant?)
MILK MUSIC (Left poop in Dave’s toilet)
DESTRUCTION UNIT (greatest live band, desert exploitation, Roky and the Sweden, ex-AVON LADIES, TEMPE SS, REATARDS, TOKYO ELECTRON, current-MARSHSTEPPER, ASCETIC HOUSE)
JOINT D≠ (Sex Kao wo aratte denaoshite koi, too drunk to fuckheads, overkill your parents, &c.)

JUNE 20 2013 
$10 adv/$12 day of/$14 if not a girl, not yet a woman

DF≠TSDF≠TS

don’t flannel the struggle, don’t flannel the streets

DISTORT CLT
12/31/12
come over around 10, show will start soon after

JOINT D≠ / first house show in CLT in a long, long time
NÖ PÖWER / on tour and now sort of from NYC. stellar “No Peace” LP about to drop

YAUHAUS
$
PUNK
♥

latest work, for two limits and a diäter

FRIDAY OCTOBER 19TH

THE CAVE IN CHAPEL HILL NORTH CAROLINA

CRIATURAS - “Unholy rock n roll” but moreso the hardcorepunk sounds of a blistering lightning burn en Español. Owing equal dues to the COMES and ULTIMO RESORTE but wildly their own thing. LP is one of the best records of the last 12 months - from Austin, members of VAASKA, DESKONOCIDOS, KURRAKA, IMPALERS, &c. http://soundcloud.com/criaturas

JOINT D≠ - Pretension headaches. Voodoo punk. Last show before we head off to record SATAN IS REAL AGAIN, AGAIN - consult: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CPv7Jg0SD8

NÖ PÖWER - The hiatus is off, again - for two shows - as their frontperson returns from four months of hard time in Martha’s Vineyard and a leagues-deep study of Bridges to Babylon-era Jaggerian dance moves. A band that plays more like the BRAINBOMBS obsessed with VARAUS and the basslines of YOU than their thinly veiled/diacriticked ZOUO reference would suggest. Their forthcoming album is of the highest quality and blows their previous efforts out of the water. One of the best bands doing both new and exciting things.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKl4JDL6YRs

9:00 PM $5

shirts soon

He took his seat on the foreign train
He thought it pleasant to travel again
Mindful of the journey’s end
He read again the letter from his friend

Time passed as it often does

The seat was hard, the carriage fetid
He was dressed for summer, but still he sweated
It was better than being home
Feeling the cold, and living alone

Time passed slowly

Around him people spoke in French
Despite schooldays it made no sense
Occasional stares caught his eye
He was tempted to smile, but

Being shy, time passed

When he looked through the window
For the thousandth time
He saw a black horse fighting for its life

In a barbed wire fence
Fatally tangled
The more it struggled
The more it was strangled

Time sped up

He turned away
What could he do?
The other window
Had a nicer view

Time passed painfully

TRIGUEÑAS

We got shirts. Finally.  Available on tour this weekend, dates at disdisdistort.com

SHITTY LIMITS (rip) shirt I designed for their 2011 US excursion. An excellent band. Miss ‘em.